Thursday, March 7, 2013

Make Big Fish Brains

Fricken Lamprey brain found in the sea
HOW TO MAKE BIG FISH BRAINS
ICHTHYOLOGY EPISTOMOLOGY
the study of fish with big brains and their knowledge

This blog is not only about creating larger fish brains, but also cultivating fish with increasing larger brains and brain power and then harvesting their brain power and abilities. Don't worry, no fish were sacrificed in these collective braining experiments.

You will be surprise at what big brain fish are doing!

Big brain fish is the master of its fishy universe
DO NOT HARM YOUR FISH
There is no fish dissection and no lobotomy in these procedures. No fish are harmed in any experiments. No brains are externally removed. All tests and procedures are non-invasive and many techniques used were previous developed by the Big Brain Initiative for machines and humans and are safe with external probes and sensors.

PROCEDURES
First you get a big aquarium and populated with a variety of "smart fish" that have ultimate natural massive brains with swollen heads, possibly with some brains protruding out of their bodies. The goal is to take schools of these fish as protos and cultivate numerous generations to develop a super brain fish. Generations of some fish are quite short and much can be accomplished in relatively short time.


Small Molly derivative breed big brain smart fish
GOALS
The intended goal of the big brain fish is to collectively join their brains via brain machine technology, which is non invasive, and to harvest their more valued parallel offerings. One goal is to improve the intellectual capacity of the fish and another is to increase the size of the fish brain, yielding more mass to the cranium.


Goldfish derivative smart fish
OVERVIEW
Smart brains are not the same as a general fish brain. The larger more intelligent fish brain is focused less on sex and food, and thus will have offspring in less numbers. It comes from having smaller stomachs and internal organs which is an elemental evolutionary point requirement in the support of a larger brain which captures more resources.(1)

SMART FOOD
Remember to use smart food when raising smart fish. This topic is comprehensive and could span several books.

GENETICS
Guppies are are hardy fish with rapid generation turn around time, whose genes may be ideal for these braining experiments.

BRAIN WAVE MONITOR MACHINE
Modifications are required to the Big Brain Wave Monitor machine sensor bundle to work underwater. Each fish will have a neural sensor or depending on the experiment, a collective harvester. The lead is placed as near the Cer. as possible (see diagram) while the neutral is moved to provide the best signal on the external monitor (see links).

CULLING SMART FISH
Culling smart fish is both an art and a biological science. The objective is to find fish within one generation of breed that are most conducive to the genes of larger brains, remove, and utilize to carry on the next generation.

CONNECTING MULTIPLE FISH BRAINS
When connecting two or more fish brains, do not connect from one brain to the next. Connect all brains in parallel by running the wires from each brain to the brain collection machine. This will ensure complete connections which can be tuned at a focal point. Tuning includes various methods of enhancing and conditioning the signal.

BRAIN STALL
To keep fish stable during the collective connection, the use of a brain stall is recommended. This keeps the fish stable and in the proper orientation for brain connection and during the procedure of brain extraction.

BRAIN MEASUREMENT
Brains are measured by photographic means. Each fish has a dimensional brain index. The volume of the fish brain is determined and weighed against various performances.

WHY FISH BRAINS?
Fish come from a totally different universe environment and have reached all their conclusions in a way completely different from humans and any land based animal. For this reason, the unorthodox uniqueness of their environment and thinking is provocative to a new kind of experimental exploration.

EXTRAPOLATING BRAINS
Ponder for a moment, the possibilities of big brain fish. Working fish. Talking fish. Thinking fish. Inventive fish. Creative fish. Intellectual fish. Helpful fish. Sarcastic fish. Multilingual fish. Smart fish. Super smart fish. Genius fish. Performance fish. Singing fish. Expressive fish. Fish solving human problems.

BIG BRAIN TIPS
Create a generation of big fish brains with natural pocket cavities in their brains to offset their added weight and act as floatation devices to balance fish bodies in the water. 

LINKS 
Big Brain Fish 
http://humanoidolabs.blogspot.tw/2013/03/mor-big-brain-fish.html

(1) http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/01/03/scientists-breed-smarter-fish-but-reveal-the-costs-of-big-brains/

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